This team’s for those moments when you’re about to take the bait after a passive-aggressive “No offense, but...” and your phone rings. Or you’re diving back into a dynamic you know doesn’t work, and you find an old journal entry listing every grievance. Or the wifi drops as you’re buying that suspicious masterclass from an overly enthusiastic influencer titled: “The Carrot Connection — Unlock Love and Life, One Carrot at a Time.” For divine intervention both big and small, Mother Mary and St. Michael are there saying, “Gotcha, don’t sweat it.” Every. Time.