About the Book First published in the United States by Greenforge Books in 2011; Published by St. Martins Griffin as an e-original in October 2013--Title page verso. Book Synopsis If you dont have anything nice to say about motherhood, then... read this book. Robin OBryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. Its not always pretty but its real. Whether shes stuffing cabbage in her bra... dealing with defiant yet determined daughters... yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschooler... youre sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations. From the creator of Robins Chicks, one of the Souths most popular blogs on motherhood, misunderstandings and musings, comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry, but realize that youre not alone in your journey. Sit back and relax, pour yourself some mommy juice, throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids out... because once you start reading youll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybodys butt. Review Quotes A cheeky, amusing motherhood memoir. -- Kirkus Reviews About the Author Robin OBryant is a writer and stay-at-home-mom to three daughters born within four years. She finally figured out where babies come from and got herself under control. Robin survives the hilarity of motherhood by making fun of herself in her self-syndicated humor column, Robins Chicks and on her blog by the same name. She tweets compulsively andover shares daily on Facebook as Robin Wiley OBryant. Come point and laugh. Ketchup Is a Vegetable is her first book.